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Puzzle postcards worth scrolling for

Real previews first — curated picks from our studio on the homepage, plus a separate community gallery for creator-published designs. Unlock your own print-ready PDF in minutes.

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Happy birthday Friend, now you're officially older and wiser, mainly because you now have more opportunities to regret your life choices.
"Igor, I hope your life is as well-organized as your desk, which I'm told has its own ecosystem and occasional sightings of rare insects."
"Happy birthday, Igor, may this marked occasion finally distract everyone from the fact you've been eating an entire pizza by yourself every Tuesday for the past five years."
Игорь теперь старше, чем возраст самого старого брата его отца на 5 лет и на 2 месяца моложе отца.
"Happy birthday, Igor – another year of pretending to be less of a mad scientist in the family."

Digital PDF today · Prepaid packs · Weekly airdrops · Optional 18+ caricature mode (policy-filtered)

Curated showcase

The six highest-rated curated showcase postcards (tie-break: more votes, then newest). Open a card for the full preview; you can rate synced showcase items.

Community gallery

No showcase items yet. Open the community gallery to see creator-published designs, or check back after we publish from the admin studio.

From the community

Nine recent community publishes (newest first; ties use star average, then vote count).

Community gallery
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What you get

A digital-first launch: prepaid generations, curated example postcards, and a print-ready PDF credit when you buy the premium pack.

  • Personalized puzzle PDF

    Use credits to generate your own puzzle concept, then redeem a print-ready PDF when you are happy with the result.

  • Curated examples first

    Browse real example postcards before spending your own generation credits.

  • Admin-crafted collection

    The public showcase is fed by hand-curated admin cards, separate from the user community gallery, so visitors can inspect quality without open generation abuse.

What you receive

  • A print-ready PDF with the generated image on the front and the joke on the back.
  • Puzzle dimensions matched to the size you selected in the wizard.
  • A file you can print at home or send to a local print shop.
  • A clear digital-only experience while physical fulfillment is still in development.

From screen to paper — same day if you want

This is a digital-first product: you get a print-ready PDF. Pick a local flavor in the wizard, then use the printer finder after preview to jump straight to nearby print shops.

  1. Generate your card and redeem the PDF with a PDF credit.

  2. Open “Find a printer near me” — we bias search to your chosen city when you picked one.

  3. Print A6 or puzzle sheets locally, trim if needed, and deliver the roast in person.

Print near you

Partner shops print fast; otherwise fall back to Google Maps. Listings are editorial picks, not paid placement unless marked.

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How it works

  1. Pick your style

    Choose the puzzle size, occasion, and the kind of sarcasm you want.

  2. Buy or claim credits

    Choose a small prepaid pack or claim a weekly airdrop when stock is available.

  3. Generate preview

    Spend generation credits to create the front image and the back joke.

  4. Redeem PDF credit

    Use a PDF credit from the premium pack to download a print-ready file.

FAQ

What do I receive today?
The live product is a digital, print-ready PDF. No physical item is shipped during this launch phase.
Can I customize the joke and image?
Yes. Sign in, buy or claim credits, then generate previews from your chosen style inputs. Caricature mode can push toward darker humor and exaggerated art, but we still block explicit sexual and graphic violent content.
How do I print it?
You can print the PDF at home on thicker paper or card stock, or send it to a local print shop. Printed and shipped editions are planned later.
How do payments work?
Secure card payments are processed by Stripe. You buy generation packs first, and the premium pack includes one print-ready PDF credit.

Questions or launch updates? Email us.

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